petpup:

today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont associate with people who call themselves papa bear

gaymish:

I CANNOT WITH THIS

mensrightshotline:

kool dad comic

muhfuckanevalovedus:

Say it ain’t so Snoop :/

hip-hop-lifestyle:

the only D youre getting is a duel

lion-say:

i see lots of people making posts about their favorite characters picture falling out of their wallets… i am ashamed… you all need to buy photo protectors so situations like that will never happen. [throws open my wallet to reveal a 10 mile long photo protector strip with pictures of carver hawke]

subscriberstothesun:

Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?

scenicroutes:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

i think about this post a lot. like, when you put something up on tumblr, you can never really be sure what’s going to happen to it - what comments will get attached to it, what reblog chains will gain critical mass, what kind of weird tumblr subcultures your gifs will get reblogged into.

and then we have this. this is a gifset of a cute moment from a pixar movie. of an infant mike wazowski finding a small coin and lamenting his lack of any pockets to store it in. when this person torrented monsters university, when they loaded these frames into photoshop, when they sharpened each frame one by one, did they know? did they know that shortly after expelling these gifs into the universe they would become a magnet for daddys-rainbow-princess, mister-daddy, and babygirl-in-daddys-world?

knowing what they know now, if they had the choice to go back to that moment when their finger hovered over the m key as the cursor in the pirate bay search bar blinked, would they type the rest of the word? if they had the power to go back in time and not make this gifset, thereby sparing the world from seeing a bunch of daddy kinksters opine about pockets on a goddamn pixar gifset, would they? 

mattismysmile:

jacobsmutsides:

lovingmagcon2:

ghostxkitten:

Always reblog

Omfg what lol

goals

DO YOU EVER LAUGH SO HARD YOU START COUGHING BC THAT’S ME RN