
I guess by “unusual name,” they mean “not white sounding.”
#wow a cuban woman gives her child a spanish name SHOCKER WOW SO EXOTIC
“Exotic moniker” ok but who’s the celebrity that named their kid moxy crimefighter? And private inspektor? Nicholas cage named his kid Kal-El. So…
Can’t forget Apple!

equivalent experiences: having to see a hotter guy date a girl who you want to date, being harassed
whoever drew this piece of shit comic, meet me in the pit
Being made to feel unsafe, in danger and uncomfortable is totally equal to The Friendzone. yes totally this is completely equal nothing wrong with this, nope.